Can man that believed ‘project fear’ get through his yoghurts?


A man that has been listening to months of Brexit nonsense has left himself nearly 100 yoghurts to eat before the end of the weekend.

Local man, Peter Thape has stocked his doomsday bunker/garage with survival food, following extensive warnings that supplies would be scarce from March 29th.  

But Thape now believes that he may have made an error in his procurement, with his 800 boxes of cereal also going out of date.

‘Plus, I’ve only got room for two bottles of milk in the fridge,’ said Thape.

‘What time does Aldi open?’ asked Thape.