Man that’s stuck down all the 2m stickers furious


The man who goes the length and breadth of the country doing all the lines, tape and stickers telling us to keep 2 metres apart is absolutely furious.

Peter Thape, who is the nation’s official distance man, found out yesterday that the new social distance will be 1 metre, only weeks after sticking down all the new gear.

Thape is rightly concerned about getting all the notices and tape off floors and carpets, fearing that a sticky residue could easily be left.

‘I’ll have to use a soapy solution; it’ll take ages,’ said Thape.

‘Just bought a really nice 2m stick as well; done me money there,’ he added.