Mark Zuckerberg checks into rehab


Facebook chief, Mark Zuckerberg has taken the famous person’s option, when in loads of trouble, of checking into rehab.

Zuckerberg weighed up the two famous people’s diversionary options of rehab or coming out as gay, and despite the better advice, still chose rehab.

With this data scandal potentially forcing Facebook to close, social media user Peter Thape fears that the closure will mean that he’ll have to start phoning people again, like we used to.

‘I like the idea of posting an occasional ‘like’ or a smiley face on a friend’s photo of their cat, instead of actually ever speaking to anyone,’ admitted Thape.

‘Plus, I’m saving massive money on birthday cards and stamps,’ added Thape.