Mark Zuckerberg now getting plagued by PPI calls

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Some bastard social media site has only gone and sold Mark Zuckerberg’s data to the deadly list of PPI scavengers, who are now phoning him night and day.

Now, every time Zuckerberg answers his phone, there is a 20 second gap before some 16 year old breaks off a conversation with a colleague to slowly read out his name.

If Zuckerberg makes the mistake of responding, instead of hanging up, he faces the inevitable question of…And, how are you today?

‘These call centres would have a better chance if they got my name right,’ said Zuckerberg.

‘Cambridge Analytica have proper pulled me pants down, here,’ added Zuckerberg.