Markle takes Queen to Bongo Bingo


The Palace have reacted angrily to news that Meghan Markle arranged for the Queen to attend Bongo Bingo last night.

The two Royal scallywags had left their husbands at home, and were clearly enjoying the freedom as they watched some Royal shit in Cheshire.

Markle used this first Royal engagement together to show Liz Windsor how to smuggle a small vodka into venues by using your Ladies in Waiting.

‘Liz is a scream. She should leave the Duke at home more often,’ said Markle.

‘I told her the one about Harry’s rusty balls,’ added The Duchess of Sussex.