Marks & Spencer closures leave shoppers with nowhere to use the toilet

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The imminent closure of M & S could rob the public of their favourite place to use the toilet when out shopping.

M & S toilets will be missed, having shown a 25% boost in usage since the collapse of big, High Street toilet rival, BHS.

Local mum, Murial Hislop likes to take her 10 year old daughter to the toilet at M & S every week, after they’ve finished shopping at Primark.

‘I know the way through aisle upon aisle of their dross clothing to the toilets, off by heart,’ admitted Hislop.

‘We shall miss shitting on their property,’ added Hislop.