Massive fly running the house


A massive fly has effectively taken over a family home in Chesterfield after they dared to leave the windows open on the country’s hottest day for years.

The Thape family have been gingerly moving from one room to another as sightings of the uber fly continue to dominate household proceedings.

The fly has vowed to noisily buzz behind the curtains, before flying at breakneck speed to within a centimetre of each child’s face as it establishes a new order of power within the Thape’s family.

‘It’s my house now,’ said the fly.

‘Stay if you want, but I’ll be laying eggs in your mouth when you’re asleep,’ added the fly.