Theresa May has been accused of making ordinary people, who had much better things to do, watch the BBC News Channel in the middle of the evening.
May has been blamed for leading the nation on, by promising to make an unscheduled, extremely important speech from Downing Street last night.
Local man, Peter Thape was watching some cookery nonsense or other, when his wife shouted out that May was about to resign.
‘Took us ages to find the News Channel; it’s like 200 and something,’ said Thape.
‘Then she didn’t even resign, and I’d missed how those cakes turned out,’ added Thape.