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The long-held belief that Theresa May needs to stay in a job until the summer, to pay off the HP on her car, is gathering momentum.

May has managed to delay her inevitable removal from office by another few days/weeks once again.

Local car dealer, Peter Thape has revealed that he sold Mrs May a 4-door Vauxhall Cavalier off his forecourt, nearly three years ago.

‘She chose the three year option, with the balloon payment due in July,’ said Thape.

‘I remember, ‘cause it was on for £1500, and she offered me £1650 cash,’ added Thape.