McDonald’s secure planning permission for stores on new continent


The fast food restaurant chain, McDonald’s have announced the locations of 2000 new stores on the continent which was discovered yesterday.

Although 94% of Zealandia is covered by the sea, McDonald’s have been quick to offer a float-thru service for submarine owners who prefer not to wait at the counter. McDonald’s Chief Executive, Peter Thape is planning a nautical theme including Nemo burgers, Stingray fries, and an Atlantis McFlurry.

‘Construction begins Monday. I expect them to be open by Tuesday afternoon,’ said Thape.

‘We had to move fairly quickly in negotiations for the sites. Tesco were waiting in the wings,’ added Thape.