Scarf salesmen have reported slow sales of half and half…‘In’ and ‘Out’ Brexit scarves.
The 50/50 scarves, which were originally introduced to increase spitting at football stadiums, have been slow to move at traditional pop-up scarf retailing outlets.
Local football scarf trader, Peter Thape bought 5,000 half ‘In’ half ‘Out’ scarves, thinking that he’d make a killing with all these Brexit votes coming up.
‘Turns out that people seem to be one way or the other – I may have misread this,’ said Thape.
‘Might try and sell some sparkly light things that whizz round instead,’ added Thape.