Michael Ball checking the mail again

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Leading bandwagon jumper, Michael Ball has checked the post again this morning to see if his knighthood letter has dropped from the Queen.

Ball has called the Post Office, but they’re sure everything’s been delivered on his street.

Ball has received a new menu from Domino’s, and the summer catalogue from Screwfix, but nothing particularly Regal.

‘’What the fuck?’ quizzed Ball.

‘He can sing it on his own next time,’ added Ball.