The multi-millionaire who started this whole Brexit nonsense will be quite ok, whichever way tonight’s vote goes.
Cameron will continue speaking for thousands of pounds at industry dinners, and attending his once a month Directorships, even if you lose your job.
Cameron has promised to see that his children receive private education and healthcare, however much you have to tighten your belt when this nonsense is finally ironed out.
‘Don’t take it personally Britain, it’s just a game to us toffs,’ said Cameron.
‘Why don’t you sit in your pubs and think about that,’ added Cameron.