MP’s to dick about at work today, with it being a Saturday


MP’s will be taking it easy at work today, having been made to go in on a Saturday.

A number of MP’s have said they might wear jeans, and a few will still be proper pissed-up from last night.

Minister for Satire, Peter Thape told Cutting News that if the boss isn’t in he’ll be spending most of the day doing fuck all.

‘Might just do that thing I’ve been putting off for ages, but I’m not answering the phones,’ said Thape.

‘Hope we get an early dart,’ added Thape.