MP’s vote unanimously for more naked people in The Commons


MP’s have finally managed to agree on something during the course of the Brexit debates.

The motion of ‘Having nude people displayed in the Public Gallery during debates,’ was approved by The Speaker yesterday.

Occasional nudes will be allowed to punctuate the never-ending succession of failed attempts to resolve the Brexit debacle. 

‘The Aye’s 650. The No’s, none at all,’ announced The Speaker.

‘So, The Aye’s have it. The Aye’s have it,’ added The Speaker.