Nations awaits inevitable Dodd ‘Touched me with his tickling stick’ claims

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After about an hour of grieving for Ken Dodd today, the claims of sexual assault against him will start to emerge.

Lawyers, PPi and accident claims specialists, Bradstone Brooks have already set up a hotline for potential clients to phone into.

Local man, Peter Thape is looking forward to tomorrow’s newspapers, which he expects to be filled with, never to be proved, salacious coverage of Dodd’s life.

‘Yeah, Doddy was right up there, with them,’ claims Thape.

‘I’m looking forward to Noel Edmonds dying,’ added Thape.