‘Let’s have a new WhatsApp group without Trumpy,’ giggle NATO leaders


World Leaders gathered at the NATO conference and slagged off American President, Donald Trump like a load of 12 year old girls.

Boris Johnson told the others that Donald Trump’s house always smells of soup, and have you seen the state of his bedroom.

Whilst Canadian Premiere, Justin Trudeau called Trump a tramp, claiming that he got those shoes from Wynsor’s.

‘We’ll have the next meeting at McDonald’s,’ said Emmanuel Macron.

‘If Trump turns up, just say it’s a coincidence that we’re all here,’ he added.