Now that we’ve finished with him, Nigel Farage will be placed in a straw lined box for the winter.
It was admittedly a risk having him around as the temperatures dipped, but with a piece of Romaine lettuce and a pipette of water, he should be ok.
Farage is expected to wake up again in the spring, emerging from his winter hideout, to do another massive dump on society.
‘I should be a hero in this country,’ said Farage.
‘Yet strangely, at this time of victory, I am very alone,’ he added.