No advantages to being unemployed anymore, say jobless


Layabouts and the long term jobless are furious that everybody else has now adopted their unique lifestyle choice.

Local waster, Peter Thape has been unemployed for 12 months and ordinarily gets paid by the government to sit on his arse watching TV.

But Thape believes that with everyone else now doing the same thing, there’ll be little demand for his role in the future.

‘I used to enjoy watching them all go to work, from my window,’ said Thape.

‘Might as well get a job now, and watch them all sitting at home,’ added Thape.