The planet has run out of people who can even pretend to understand what is meant to be happening with Brexit.
Apparently, MP’s are definitely going to vote on the new deal today, or possibly tomorrow, or probably the day after, with some amendments or something.
Even local pretend intelligent man, Peter Thape has now stopped offering an opinion to his mates at work and in the pub.
‘I’ve been pretending to understand it for years, but everyone’s just glazing over now,’ said Thape.
‘Think we’ll just go back to talking about tits again,’ he added.