Northerners furious as Londoners get more of the virus


Well, what a surprise! London has got the very best of the Coronavirus, better than the rest of the country.

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, was under increasing pressure this morning after revealing that London was having more of the Coronavirus than everyone else.

Local Northern monkey, Peter Thape feels let down after discovering that another new thing has ended up flourishing in London, leaving everyone else to catch up.

‘Suppose we’ll get a bit of it; whatever they don’t want,’ said Thape.

‘Northern Powerhouse, my arse,’ added Thape.