‘Oh No!’ says man on beach who can’t return to factory job


A man who needs to return to work on Wednesday, so that he can help make his cock boss richer, may have to stay in paradise waiting for an emergency fight.

Holidaymaker, Peter Thape has told the Civil Aviation Authority to takes its time repatriating him with his shitty life in England.

Thape has been reassured that his accommodation, meals and an allowance for appropriate refreshments will be catered for.

‘You take you fuckin time,’ said Thape.

‘Women and children first; I’ll bravely hang on,’ said Thape.