One hour less of watching Netflix today


The nation is waking up to one less available hour of watching the telly all day.

Many people are facing the stark reality of having to cut down the number of box set episodes to seven, from a usual budget of eight.

Local remote control holder, Peter Thape is furious with the government for allowing this hour change nonsense to go ahead in the current climate.

‘No pasta, no rice, now less hours in the day,’ said Thape.

‘An hour forward, an hour back, I’m not actually sure what day it is anyway,’ added Thape.