Only two ‘votes of no confidence’ to Christmas

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Excitement is building across the country, with only two or three votes of no confidence left before Christmas.

Grown-ups everywhere are waking up, rubbing the sleep from their eyes, and eagerly counting down the votes of no confidence to the big day.

Local man, Peter Thape is hoping that some sort of Guy Fawkes style manoeuvre ends all this Brexit nonsense for good.

‘Don’t these lot have to break for Christmas,’ suggested Thape.

‘I think it’s time we were arguing about Slade, Band Aid or The Pogues,’ added Thape.