Parallel truck drivers finally to be recognised


Those truck drivers who drive alongside each other, affectionately filling both lanes, are finally to be rewarded for their dedication to one another.

The closeness, and undisputed bond that exists between lorry drivers who stay side by side for miles will be rewarded by fusing the drivers together after the journey has finished.

From January, all parallel drivers will spend days off bound in the style familiar to the three-legged race, from where they can shop, swim, and generally murder prostitutes together. Peter Thape drives a very big lorry.

‘My only real pleasure in life comes from looking in the mirror at the queue of cars behind us,’ said Thape.

‘It’s a good life skill; we can do the same thing in Asda with our trolleys,’ added Thape.