Patients to be armed after California Care Home shooting


Midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump has suggested that the residents in Care Homes should be armed following a lone gunman’s multiple killing at a retirement home near San Francisco.  

Trump tweeted that this type of tragedy would easily be avoided if all patients patrolled the corridors with an automatic weapon, instead of sitting in their own piss, gathered around a very loud television.

Murial Hislop (94) is a resident at an American Care Home, and she is sympathetic to The President’s viewpoint of having more guns.

‘I agree with everything Jimmy Carter says,’ said Hislop.

‘I agree with everything Jimmy Carter says,’ added Hislop.