Paul McCartney to get singing lessons


Sir Paul McCartney is hoping to get singing lessons when the lockdown comes to an end.

McCartney told Cutting News that he’s always thought that The Beatles songs were shit, which is why he couldn’t be bothered singing Lady Madonna properly.

Local bored man, Peter Thape watched the One World Together nonsense yesterday, and was surprised how piss poor most of the acts were in general.

‘Found myself just looking at all the stuff behind them,’ said Thape.

‘Sort of expected all their houses to look better,’ added Thape.