Pensioner furious about charges for eye tests


Local pensioner, Madonna Ciccone (aged 71) has expressed great anger about plans to charge the elderly for eye tests.  

Ciccone has not been able to use her left eye for some time, and now wears an eye patch, like a fuckin’ Somali pirate.

Ciccone, who used to be a singer and a stripper, told Cutting News that the government should be supplying eye patches for free.

‘I’ve paid all my National Insurance stamps,’ said Mrs Ciccone.

‘I shouldn’t have to buy these fancy eye patches myself,’ she added.