People from the 70’s already immunised against Corona virus


Those people who were around in the 1970’s and 1980’s will already be protected against the Corono Virus, if they drank Corona fizzy drinks at the time.

Cutting News scientists believe that just one glass of the legendary Cream Soda will have created enough Coronavirus antibodies within the blood.

Local 70’s child, Peter Thape used to watch the Corona van drive up his street and deliver bottles of fizzy pop to the proper rich kid’s houses.

‘When I think about it, were there no shops in the 70’s?’ asked Thape.

‘I used to dream of being wealthy enough to afford a bottle of Cherryade,’ said Thape.