People just shit at running with their dogs at Crufts


People who look ridiculous running around with their dogs, will no longer be allowed into Crufts from next year.

But TV viewers are outraged at the decision, after admitting that watching the owners is more fun than watching the dogs.

Crufts fan, Peter Thape tunes in every year, to watch fat and awkward owners struggling to run in a circle for 15 seconds.

‘I desperately want the owners to fall over,’ admitted Thape.

‘Some of them have got a proper sweat on, lardy bastards,’ added Thape.