Philip Green Halloween costumes selling like hotcakes


Shops are reportedly selling out of Philip Green Halloween costumes several days before the big day itself.

The outfit of the terrifying Arcadia monster is noticeably outselling the usual clown, skeleton, and werewolf favourites.

Local dad, Peter Thape has kitted out his kids in Philip Green outfits for next week’s Trick or Treating.

‘Imagine opening the door to that fucker’s face,’ said Thape.

‘He’s gonna steal their pensions too,’ added Thape.