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‘Please don’t take away all the free porn,’ pleads nation with Tim Berners-Lee

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The man who invented the World Wide Web, Sir Tim Berners-Lee is considering making the internet a nicer place.  

But the public are threatening a revolt, after fearing a return to the dark days of shameful jazz mag purchases in newsagents.

Local wanker, Peter Thape doesn’t fancy revisiting the special section of those second-hand ‘bookshops’ in the shitty part of town.

‘I had three newsagents that I used; they were forty miles apart,’ said Thape.

‘Plus a secret loose floorboard for the stash,’ added Thape.

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