Police arrest a man doing extra press ups


The police have flushed out a man who was doing a second lot of exercise.  

Officers arrived at the home of Peter Thape, after a local whistle-blower reported his flagrant contravention of new exercise laws.

Thape had allegedly gone on his bike to buy some shopping, and was then seen doing a burpee, and a press up in the same 24 hour period.

‘It’s a fair cop,’ said Thape.

‘My lawyer has told me to expect a custodial sentence,’ added Thape.