Police furious, as helicopter told to stop filming naked people


Police officers are extremely angry after having been told that they can no longer record people in a state of undress from the absolutely brilliant vantage point of their helicopter.   

Moral is reportedly at rock-bottom after officers have been told that they will have to restrict their behaviour to simply watching, but no more filming, of nude people.

Police Chief, Peter Thape is inconsolable, pointing out that this new blow comes so recently after police were told that they could no longer have sex with prisoners, informants or in undercover operations.

‘What the hell’s going on? They’ll be telling us that we can’t have sex with prostitutes next!’ said Chief Thape.

‘We need to ask ourselves if we want a police force in this country, or not?’ asked Chief Thape.