A 104 year old lady who’d asked for a full police experience, got a good kickin’ in her cell last night.
104 year old Anne Brokenbrow was picked up at her Care Home yesterday by a number of police officers, who claimed to have found a wrap of speed secreted into her wheelchair.
Officers then stood by her commode chair, and waited for Anne to pass the phone that she had planned to smuggle into prison.
‘They fucked me up, big style,’ said Anne (after her arrest)
‘They told me to fuck off back to my own country during my beatings; it was the full experience,’ added a delighted Anne.