Posters prepare us for all the promised Brexit money coming in


The government have launched an advertising campaign to check that we’re ready for all the money that will flow into the country after October 31st.

With £350 million extra a week coming into the NHS, nurses will have to think carefully about how they can spend it all.

Local Brexiteer, Peter Thape has ordered a special massive box, so that he can put all his extra money and gold blocks into.

‘It’s a good job the government have started this new campaign,’ said Thape.

‘I might negotiate a trade deal with America myself; they’ll be so keen to do a good deal,’ added Thape.