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Prince Andrew being treated for dementia

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Sadly, Cutting News has learned that Prince Andrew is being treated for dementia, which might explain why he can’t remember nobbin that girl a few years ago.

The Prince left the Emily Maitlis BBC interview, and was shepherded back to the royal asylum by his carers.    

Prince Andrew still maintains that he never met the girl, who he is rather inconveniently pictured with, at one of Epstein’s sex parties.

‘I don’t remember her perfect little arse,’ says Prince Andrew.

‘That Jimmy Saville’s ruined it for everyone,’ added The Prince.

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