Prince Andrew probably better at sweating now


Prince Andrew, who had complained of not being able to sweat properly, has shown significant improvements in this area recently.

The Prince told Cutting News that, as if by magic, there was suddenly sweat pissing down his back, like he was taking a driving test.

Local sweat expert, Peter Thape thinks he may be able to identify the problem.

‘I think the sweating will slow down when Ms. Maxwell accidentally hangs herself in prison,’ said Thape.

‘Then it will stop completely when Virginia Roberts mysteriously vanishes,’ he added.