Prince George to marry in November, with Royal Weddings set to continue


The Royal family have agreed to maintain their rate of one marriage per month, with Prince George set to marry in late November of this year.  

The Royal Weddings, which essentially provide an opportunity for celebrities to keep busy, also offer a range of souvenir plates and other tat for your granny to buy.

Windsor Castle Manager, Peter Thape accepts that the Royal marriages are an essential part of the estate’s business plan.

‘Bought a big marquee; gotta do something with it,’ said Thape.

‘That Prince Louis will be next; like rabbits this lot,’ added Thape.