It now appears that Prince Harry’s new wife, Meghan Markle has legs, which traditionally extend from her body towards her feet.
Prince Harry’s original plan to marry a legless woman who scooted around with her torso on a skateboard may now have been thwarted.
The newspapers have made us aware that Markle occasionally wears a dress, coincidentally like her deceased mother-in-law, Princess Diana, who also had two legs.
‘The news that Meghan has legs is great,’ said Prince Harry.
‘Good news for the nation,’ added Prince Harry.