Prince Harry married a woman who has legs

It now appears that Prince Harry’s new wife, Meghan Markle has legs, which traditionally extend from her body towards her feet.

Prince Harry’s original plan to marry a legless woman who scooted around with her torso on a skateboard may now have been thwarted.

The newspapers have made us aware that Markle occasionally wears a dress, coincidentally like her deceased mother-in-law, Princess Diana, who also had two legs.

‘The news that Meghan has legs is great,’ said Prince Harry.

‘Good news for the nation,’ added Prince Harry.