Prince Harry to rob a load of stationery on his last day


Prince Harry has vowed to steal a ton of pens and shit on his last day at work.

The Prince made a start earlier this week by building up a decent supply of post-it notes, which he’s already had away in his coat on Monday.

But, knowing that he and his wife are going self-employed, he’s gone for a few biggies, like a stapler, some printer ink, and a top of the range hole punch.

‘Could do with getting a pack or two of printer paper out,’ said Prince Harry.

‘Gonna look obvious though carrying that through the palace,’ he added.