Prince Harry to sit in his undies on the dole


Prince Harry will spend the next few months sitting in his undies, before finally applying for that job at a call centre that he’d originally said he definitely wouldn’t do.

Harry will then have to find a way to blag that 15 year gap on his CV since he left the army.

Harry told Cutting News that being Royal is proper boring, with loads of standing around, and talking to people

‘Think I’d like to do something practical, with my hands, like joinery,’ said Prince Harry.

‘Might phone the Community College; you got any credit on your phone, Meghan?’ he shouted.