Prince Philip, still extremely angry about his son Prince Andrew, has gone into hospital for a sterilisation.
Philip has vowed to make sure that he doesn’t produce any more knobheaded children, and sees this operation as a necessary step.
Philip told Cutting News that he didn’t particularly want to go in just before Christmas, but had been on the NHS waiting list for 12 months.
‘Liz is still particularly fertile, and gets embarrassed buying jonnies,’ said The Duke.
‘I only wish I’d done it before having Andrew,’ said His Royal Highness.