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Prince takes the 3 points for the Queen, after switching seats

queen2Mandatory Credit: Photo by Invicta Kent Media/REX/Shutterstock (8811850f) Queen Elizabeth II driving herself to the Royal Chapel of All Saints in Windsor Park for Sunday Service via public roads Queen Elizabeth II driving on public road, Windsor, Berkshire, UK - 07 May 2017

Prince Philip deserves a Duke of Edinburgh Award for taking the blame, after The Queen smashed their car up last night.

The Queen, who was hopped up on prison spice, was quick to ask Philip to jump into the driver’s seat, before she fled the scene.

The Queen knows that another 3 points will mean almost certain jail time after accruing 10 points since her last ban.

‘I asked Philip to do the honourable thing,’ said The Queen.

‘I’m not even on the fuckin’ insurance on his car,’ added Her Majesty.

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