Princess Michael cancels New Year’s fancy dress Nazi uniform

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Princess Michael of Kent has sent back the Nazi uniform that she’d hoped to wear for the Royal fancy dress ball, following the controversy over her slave supporting brooch.

The Princess will almost certainly lose her £11.50 deposit that she’d left on the Gestapo outfit, which may now prove difficult for the retailer to hire out, so close to Christmas day.

Princess Michael sent round one of her castrated Nubian servants to officially apologize to Knightsbridge Fancy Dress Hire for the inconvenience.

‘Our tea-time boy, Kunte Kinte ran straight round to the poor shop in Knightsbridge to return the outfit,’ said the Princess.

‘He can move really quite well, considering the difficulties he’s had with his foot,’ added Her Royal Highness.