Putin and Kim Jung-on both thoughtfully stroke a cat during talks


Two of the world’s leading nutcases both sat with a cat in their laps during their meeting today.

The two men are to be joined by Blofeld and Scaramanga later on, at the summit being held underneath a volcano.

Vladimir Putin told Cutting News that the busy agenda will include world domination, gold, and something to do with the moon or a submarine.

‘I just bought a load of new piranhas from Pets at Home,’ said Putin.

‘What do you think of that, Mr Bond,’ added Putin.