Two of the world’s leading nutcases both sat with a cat in their laps during their meeting today.
The two men are to be joined by Blofeld and Scaramanga later on, at the summit being held underneath a volcano.
Vladimir Putin told Cutting News that the busy agenda will include world domination, gold, and something to do with the moon or a submarine.
‘I just bought a load of new piranhas from Pets at Home,’ said Putin.
‘What do you think of that, Mr Bond,’ added Putin.