The Queen has delayed an announcement about her forthcoming child to avoid clashing with news of Harry and Meghan’s pregnancy, and Pippa Middleton’s new baby.
News of The Queen’s fifth child has not come as a surprise to Royal watchers, after The Queen coyly refused to answer recent questions about her sudden interest in pickled onions.
Prince Philip, is widely tipped to be amongst the favourites to be the prospective father, with The Archbishop of Canterbury another possible front runner.
‘Eugenie will not announce her pregnancy until tomorrow,’ said The Queen.
‘Philip’s buzzin’ his tits off with the news; he’s been running around like a 90 year old again,’ added The Queen.