Queen admits she’s pregnant, as Royal baby fest continues

qnLONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 08: Queen Elizabeth II smiles as she leaves the State Opening of Parliament at the House of Lords on May 8, 2013 in London, England. Queen Elizabeth II unveils the coalition government's legislative programme in a speech delivered to Members of Parliament and Peers in The House of Lords. Proposed legislation is expected to be introduced on toughening immigration regulations, capping social care costs in England and setting a single state pension rate of 144 GBP per week. (Photo by Kirsty Wigglesworth - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

The Queen has delayed an announcement about her forthcoming child to avoid clashing with news of Harry and Meghan’s pregnancy, and Pippa Middleton’s new baby.

News of The Queen’s fifth child has not come as a surprise to Royal watchers, after The Queen coyly refused to answer recent questions about her sudden interest in pickled onions.

Prince Philip, is widely tipped to be amongst the favourites to be the prospective father, with The Archbishop of Canterbury another possible front runner.

‘Eugenie will not announce her pregnancy until tomorrow,’ said The Queen.

‘Philip’s buzzin’ his tits off with the news; he’s been running around like a 90 year old again,’ added The Queen.