Queen already checking Tinder in case Phil croaks


The Queen has admitted that she’s been checking dating sites already, in light of Prince Philip’s deteriorating condition.

The Queen told Cutting News that initially she’ll just be looking for a physical relationship, until she’s blown away the cobwebs.

But, in time she hopes to look for a companion, and has amended her profile search to include a love a corgis, pheasant, and occasional foreign travel.

‘Does one swipe right for the well-hung section?’ asked The Queen.

‘C’mon Phil, I think it might be time for you to have a drink with Jesus,’ added Her Royal Highness.