The Queen has admitted that she’s been checking dating sites already, in light of Prince Philip’s deteriorating condition.
The Queen told Cutting News that initially she’ll just be looking for a physical relationship, until she’s blown away the cobwebs.
But, in time she hopes to look for a companion, and has amended her profile search to include a love a corgis, pheasant, and occasional foreign travel.
‘Does one swipe right for the well-hung section?’ asked The Queen.
‘C’mon Phil, I think it might be time for you to have a drink with Jesus,’ added Her Royal Highness.