Queen asks if baby Archie actually exists at all


The Queen has questioned whether or not Meghan Markle has had a real baby, or whether it was just another plot line for the former American actress.

The pictures sent in to Cutting News to celebrate baby Archie’s christening show him wrapped in the traditional royal blanket, but appear short of convincing.

Rather suspiciously, The Queen has only been offered a seat near the toilets, right at the back of the Chapel for today’s event.

‘Does Archie actually exist? I’ve never seen him,’ said The Queen.

‘When Meghan brings the bundle of blankets into the room, she does both voices,’ added Her Royal Highness.