Queen looking for two new royals in January transfer window


The Queen has admitted that she’ll be looking to pick up two new royals whilst the transfer window remains open.

The Queen is set to lose out of form Harry and Meghan, who are clearly looking to restart their careers in North America.

Her Royal Highness told Cutting News that she won’t be letting Harry and Meghan go until she’s found suitable replacements.

‘It’s unsettling to lose two big players at any time, especially this stage of the season,’ admitted The Queen.

‘Probably bring in two Germans; they’ll be at home here,’ she added.